phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

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hellabanter:

how do people get pictures like these i dont understand

hellabanter:

how do people get pictures like these i dont understand

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tonyabbot:

whatfulllipsyouhave:

meredithalden:

a public service announcement

I still don’t understand why none of my art teachers ever told us this.

Probs coz sometimes people gotta learn stuff for themselves

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fussybabybitch:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK GHOSTS. Do NOT contact the dead for sexy yet spooky rendezvous. Don’t summon demons for some good old knobjob spit swapping. Think to yourself— are ghostly erections worth it? Do you think you could fuck a werewolf too maybe I’m just asking

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jackanthonyfernandez:

huffingtonpost:

Transgender Actress Erika Ervin On Her ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Role

We couldn’t be more thrilled for “American Horror Story: Freak Show” to kick off for numerous reasons, and learning that the hit FX franchise will welcome a transgender performer just makes our excitement for the show more palpable.

For more on Erika’s remarkable life including her time as a lawyer and her encounter with AIDS in the nineties watch the full mini-doc here. 

Thee gag of it all that of all the new actors she was the one with the most screen time. SLAY Erika!

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WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

raynexheart:

dejanentendu:

college-life-crisis:

image

I almost spit out my water

angelgarcilazo

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